Arcade
Fast rounds of flying office junk. Chain slices for combo bonuses, grab golden clocks and power orbs, and whatever you do — don't touch the bombs.
Fruit-ninja-style stress relief
Bad day?
Slice it away.
Alarm clocks, deadline boxes, angry emails and cold coffee — your bad day, thrown in the air and sliced in half. No account, no internet, no mercy for office supplies.
Coming soon on iPhone
See how to play
Three ways to decompress
Zen
The same satisfying slicing with the pressure turned off. No game-over clock watching — just you, the blade, and an endless stream of everyday annoyances.
Clockzilla
A boss fight against the king of all alarm clocks. Slice its weak points, dodge its alarm-bomb volleys, and put it down for good.
Trophy cabinet
Five permanent trophies, earned automatically and saved on your device. The cabinet lives inside the game's Missions screen.
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Clock Crusher
Slice 100 alarm clocks
+100 coins -
Inbox Zero
Slice 100 emails
+100 coins -
Coffee Break
Slice 100 coffee cups
+100 coins -
Stress Slayer
Slice 1,000 objects
+250 coins -
Clockzilla Conqueror
Defeat Clockzilla 10 times
+300 coins
How to play
- Swipe to slice. Drag across anything that flies up — clocks, laptops, bills, coffee.
- Dodge the bombs. Bombs and alarm bombs cost you. Everything else is fair game.
- Hit twice what's armored. Laptops, printers and deadline boxes take two slices.
- Chase the good stuff. Golden clocks are bonus points; glowing orbs freeze time, start frenzies or double your score.
Questions
Does it need an internet connection?
No. Stress Ninja plays fully offline — no account, no sign-in. Progress, coins, blades, missions and trophies are saved on your device.
Is there cloud sync or Game Center?
No. Progress lives on this device only — deleting the app may delete your save. Purchases stay tied to your Apple Account and can be restored from Settings.
Are there online leaderboards?
An optional HTTPS leaderboard service can be configured, but it is off by default. The game is complete without it.
How do trophies work?
Trophies unlock automatically as you hit lifetime milestones — no claiming, no timers. Each one also pays a one-time coin reward.
Coming soon on iPhone
Questions in the meantime? mail@prince.sh